I swear Nairobi is the capital of cougars. I already have pals who have been fulfilling “cougar service contracts” and are encouraging me to ingia the game. The jury is still out on my case! Anyway, the other day on radio theaz some show where they hook up people...who knew the dating game so hard.Anyway some dude in campo calls and he semaz he wants to be hooked up to a cougar. Bila flinching he semaz life has become too thick and he is ready to be a boy toy to make life easier.

You would not believe how quickly a cougar was patikanad. Barely five minutes later the guy has a choice of like 5 cougars...unbelievable! So the guys is hooked up with one of the five lakini si now there are 4 disappointed cougars hapo pending. So they insist wanataka boy toys by force pia.

I can get why young guys want cougars. One of my pals has since moved out of home, has a flashy car and has enough disposable cash to just dispose on useless things like European scarves that costs a fortune and Mexican Ponchos in the name of wardrobe shopping. Clearly, your life as a young man takes a change for the better when you hook up with a cougar...and given the type of money hungry college girls out there I can elewa why you want to steer clear of that takataka. But why are 40plus year old women hunting in campuses??? Some of these guys are young enough to be your sons! Sielewi!