Guys, if you are in relationships and you have been hauled off your couch to go watch a movie from that traitor Steve Harvey, you will know that things are thick. There is nothing more dangerous than an informed girlfriend/wife! Therefore, it means you need to change tact. You need to be smarter. You need to act like a man…but think like a woman:

Your spontaneity may offend women

 “I’m drunk. I just came from the bar. I want to see you, si come out am right here outside your gate!” At first, men think women will read into this as:

‘If I ask to see a woman so soon, she will feel I really want to see her and that I was thinking of her all the time.’

WRONG! A woman will think of it as, “If he really wanted to see me, he would have checked what my schedule was way more in advance than this!”

The moments right after sex are crucial

Don’t ask her if she wants to smoke. Don’t make a phone call in bed to a buddy to talk about a stupid YouTube video. Don’t leave within five minutes.

Women need some time to just chill together after sex; maybe talk, maybe not talk at all. But men, your attention can’t just jet off elsewhere within minutes after sex.

Didn’t call? A woman wants an explanation

If a woman takes hours, or days, to call a friend back, the first thing she will say is, “Sorry I took so long to get back to you. I’ve been so caught up with…” If a man takes a few hours, or days, to call back, they just usually begin the conversation with, “Hey, how’s it going?”

“How’s it going?! You tell me! I haven’t heard from you in three days!” Don’t not call and not have a good reason for it.

Women don’t always need advice

If a woman vents about something, and you say, “Well maybe next time that happens you can do this” it makes her feel like you’re saying she didn’t do it right the first time. Ever thought she might just have wanted someone to say, “That is just awful what happened to you. Come here” and then you hug her tight. Guys are more logic than emotion which explains why conversely they don’t appreciate the response from their women when they share a problem. But as a rule for women, the time when they are emotional is not the time to get practical.

PMS jokes make us PMS

Any time your reaction to a woman getting emotional is, “Are you PMS’ing?” well, either

A) You don’t see her as a unique individual at all, but rather just another chick run by her hormones and emotions, or

B) That you really weren’t listening to what she just said and all you could see was a giant “PMS” sign flashing over her head.

And then, whether she was pissed off before, she will definitely be really pissed off after that smart remark.

It probably won’t freak her out…

Worried about sending that text: “I’ve been thinking about you” OR “I miss you” OR “I feel so lucky to have met you”? Many women have the experience of sending such a text and getting the “I’m afraid you want something more serious than I do” response. And, since men are the ones aptly giving that response, when it comes their time to feel all needy and sentimental, they know how the tables could turn. So they never send the message, choosing silence over romance!

In reality fellaz, women don’t get scared off by those things from someone they like, but rather welcome them. Go ahead and send the text already!