Jonah Falcon is allegedly recorded as the man with the largest penis in the world. His manhood, which measures 9 inches limp and 13.5 inches when aroused. Falcon was stopped by security at the San Francisco International Airport after guards feared he possessed a weapon of mass destruction in his pants that could potentially cause harm to passengers. Hehe!

Here is what Jonah had to say: ‘One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said ’Yes.’ I said, ’It’s my d**k. He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around my penis with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing. Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth. I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they’ll know. You’d think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.’