Now I know Odieros have chipped. Gone Maad, Crazy, insane in the membrane. This is a story from Australia that I had to read twice just to get my system to believe that this was for real!

So, back to Australia…A man describing himself as a passionate masturbator (whatever that means), has admitted that he spiked his own drink with the drug Rohypnol in order to “have his way with himself.”

The man told police he deliberately set out to “prey on his own company,” by slipping the potent sedative pill into his vodka and tonic while he wasn’t looking. Pause for extended laughter…LMFAO!!!

He said his plan from the outset was to take advantage of himself while his defences were down.

“I was really on the hunt for some self-abuse,” the man defended himself.

Police have described the man as one of many predatory masturbators currently operating in bars around the inter city of Sydney. An official statement from Melbourne police read:

 “In fact it’s fair to say that most Sydney bars are full of wankers!”