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You are A Desperate Man if you… PDF Print E-mail
Written by Administrator on Thursday, 16 May 2013 06:59   

 

 

Ladies, have you seen a guy you kinda liked but something was just off? Well, it maybe that he is desperate and we know how unattractive that is. And guys, are you wondering why every chic keeps giving you the cold shoulder? Well, this is how you know if a man is desperate…

 

 

Drop your standards

 

Desperate men are prepared to drop their dating standards to fill the huge emotional void in their life. Whether they want children or intimacy the desperate man will date who they have too to avoid being alone. They will be with any woman just for the sake of being attached while failing to realize that it’s better to be single and wait for the girl who is their type.

 

Constantly fish for compliments

 

The desperate man has low self-esteem, a poor self-image and needs to constantly hear how great he is and be assured of things. It doesn’t take long for women to get tired of constantly stroking your ego.

 

Overly Call/Email/Text Her

 

If you want to run a woman off quickly, one of the best ways to do it is to overly call, email or send text messages early in a relationship, especially when she hasn’t returned any of your messages. The desperate man makes the fatal mistake of calling the woman he’s dating and asking “Did you just call me?” after receiving a call from an unrecognized number.

 

Are always available

 

Always being available makes women think that you don’t have a life of your own and actually lessens your own attractiveness, making you far less desirable. Being a challenge to women makes you more desirable.

 

 

Move too fast in relationships

 

The desperate man will spend every single day with a new girl for weeks and never know basic information about her that normally should have been covered in the first few dates. Although finding love is based on each individual relationship and some people move quicker than others, the desperate man will move so quickly with things like intimacy and sex that he will turn a woman off with his frantic desire for a relationship.

 

Are constantly buying her gifts

 

A desperate man constantly showers a woman with gifts without realizing that eventually she will become less thrilled and even annoyed receiving them. Even though the thought is nice, after a while the concept will begin to lose its meaning and she is going to get tired of always getting something.

 

Don’t give her enough time and space

 

Desperate men tend to be a bit on the invasive side when they always need to hang out at a woman’s home for hours on end, not respecting the fact that she has a life of her own life. Women don’t always want to hang out with you day in and day out and will quickly end relationships with guys not respecting their need for space.

 

Are in constant agreement with everything she says

 

Desperate men just sit there and agree with everything a woman says, thinking that’s what she wants. In reality, women want someone who is going to stimulate their minds and are not turned on by men they can completely control has no backbone.

 

Make her the center of your life too fast

 

Desperate men tend to make the first woman that will go out with them the only person in their life and not take the time to continue dating and getting to know other women. Telling a woman “You’re the only woman in the world for me” before the three-week period will have her running for the hills.

 

 

Are overly nice all the time

 

If a guy is too nice, too accommodating and tries to be the most giving person to a woman, she will begin to think he’s being insincere and will lose romantic interest quickly. She’ll also think that he’s only trying to achieve one thing: to get into her pants.

 

 

 

 


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Worst Women To Date PDF Print E-mail
Written by Administrator on Thursday, 16 May 2013 05:54   

 

The Desperate Chick

 

This type of woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking about your wedding location, how many kids she wants and the name of your future dog–right after you‘ve just exchanged numbers! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal, watch out. She NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even the homeless guy on the corner.

 

The Chatterbox

 

This is the woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about everything and dominates conversations.

 

The Overly-Critical Woman

 

Anything you do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems to work unless it is done according to her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be quickly taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some reason to wage war against the world. This type of woman has plenty of emotional baggage and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but misery with her.

 

 

The Shebesh-blonde type

 

This type of woman can’t obtain a basic grade but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth. Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in the physical realm and unless you’re just after a one-night stand, you do not want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad.

 

The High Maintenance Chick

 

If this type of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to drive her to the salon immediately. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and expects you to shower her with only the best things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis.

 

The Clingy Girl

 

This woman is a nuisance who can’t go anywhere or do anything without the company of her man. She’ll adopt your interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle anytime she’s not around to monitor your behavior. This type of woman will smother any chance of you missing her by insisting that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else.

 

 

 

 

 

The Career Baby Mama

 

This woman has a great physique, great personality and her toes are pretty too! There’s only one problem–she’s got a pretty large amount of children with assorted “baby-daddy’s”, and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy has the potential to be “daddy.” This woman got knocked up by somebody that she was supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she’s GROSSLY irresponsible. The same guys that are “jerks” now are the same guys she once thought the world of and had unprotected sex with.

 

The Gold Digger

 

The Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so on. Like the high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow runs out and you can’t take her shopping anymore. These types of women will just suck your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately, you can usually see this type coming from a mile away.

 

The Club Girl

 

Club girls are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with full lips, big lovely eyes, great legs and all the curves you could ever ask for. The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, Maina and Harry on the street. A woman like this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights will end with her puking in your car.

 

 

The Feminist

 

This type of woman can never be pleased by a man and she believes that men are the cause of all the pains and suffering of society. It is her strong belief that women are much more intelligent than men and are capable of doing things “the right way”. You don’t want to waste any time with this type of woman because anything that you do will always be negative to her.

 

 

 


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Things women like to hear PDF Print E-mail
Written by Administrator on Wednesday, 08 May 2013 12:50   

 

 

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“Women make the world go round” those are the wise words my dad told me when I was a young boy.  Now that I have come of age I realize the weight those simple words hold. For all you guys out there, love the lady in your life and don’t miss an opportunity to tell her something nice.

 

Here are a couple of things women like to hear:

 

1. "You're very smart."

Women want to be appreciated for their intelligence. By acknowledging her intelligence, you're communicating that you recognize her brains and not just her figure.

 

 

2. "You are the most beautiful woman I know."

Aside from making her feel aesthetically superior to other women, this remark will put her on a pedestal among her peers and give her an ego boost. She'll feel good about herself and will also feel less threatened by other women when they are around you. This phrase is particularly effective in long-term relationships, as you're assuring your woman that she's still hot.

 

 

3. "You're my best friend."

Want to assure her that you are the kind of man who's not just with her for her looks? All you need to do is to tell her that she is not just the love of your life, but also your best friend. Telling her how you feel above and beyond a sexual context will make her feel overpoweringly connected to you.

 

 

4. "I am so proud of you."

Telling your woman how proud you are of her for working hard to achieve her goals and showing your loving support will make her heart melt.

 

 

5. "You're perfect just the way you are."

This statement says that you've accepted her completely. Giving her an ego boost like that makes her feel cognizant about how much you openly and willingly accept her flaws.

 

 

6. "I don't want to be with anyone else."

This expression of enduring commitment says that she has become an essential, indispensable ingredient in your life and that you couldn't live without her. This is a heavy line; it's not many degrees away from proposing to her, so only say this if you truly mean it.

 

 

7. "What do you feel/think about [anything]?"

Women love to express their feelings on every topic imaginable. Asking this question tells your lady that you respect her views and that you're genuinely concerned about her feelings and opinions.

 

 

8. "How was your day?"

Asking about her day assures that you're willing to lend her your pair of ears and focus on what she has to say.

 

 

9. "You're great in bed."

Praising her performance in bed makes her feel like she really knows how to satisfy you and indicates that you appreciate her performance between the sheets.

 

 

10. "I love you."

Few men realize or appreciate the power of saying "I love you." By saying those three magic words (when you really mean it), you're acknowledging an attachment to your woman and satisfying her most basic emotional need--to know how her man feels about her and to hear it. abuse the words. Remember--saying this just to smooth over mistakes or as a precursor to every word out of your mouth won't fill her with delight.


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Vibrating Lingerie PDF Print E-mail
Written by Administrator on Thursday, 25 April 2013 05:29   

 

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Finally conjugal rights will be fulfilled regardless of distance separating couples. Condom company Durex is launching a line of high-tech, vibrating lingerie to help couples get it on long-distance.

 

The sexy underthings — dubbed “Fundawear” — are controlled by an iPhone app and contain wires and sensors. Users simply drag their fingers over a diagram in the app to pinpoint which part of the bras, briefs or underwear they want to buzz.

 

Durex, which announced the news with a video on its Australia YouTube page, called the sexy undies “the future of foreplay.” 

 

“We’ve invented a way for lovers to get hands-on sexy over the Internet,” the company wrote on Facebook.

 

Durex hasn’t said when the erotic undies will hit stores, but is holding a contest for fans who want to become testers.


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How to lose a guy faster than instant coffee PDF Print E-mail
Written by Administrator on Tuesday, 16 April 2013 16:19   

 

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“There are no good guys left” those are the words being told by quite a number of Kenyan single women. Just maybe the problem lies with them and not the dudes.  If you want to keep that good guy in your life just don’t do the following:

 

1. Don’t respect him.

There are few things that can send a man away faster than disrespect. Even if he deserves your respect, don’t give it to him. Don’t value him. Don’t listen. Don’t consider his priorities or concerns. Make sure he feels your life would be much better if he weren’t in it.

 

2. Complain about him.

Most men look to the women in their lives to build their self esteem and their ego. Make sure he knows that you expect him to fail because he is good for nothing. Tell all your friends what a loser he is, while he’s there, and never, ever praise him.

 

3. Judge him.

Judge him negatively and criticize him every chance you get. If you can’t find anything negative to criticize him about, just make something up. Utilize every opportunity you have to find new faults in him and make him aware of them

 

4. Don’t trust him

Don’t trust him, no matter how trustworthy, honest, reliable or loyal he proves himself to be. Accuse him and suspect him without any provocation.

 

5. Blame him.

Blame him for everything that goes wrong in your life. Take all your anger, frustration, fears and insecurities and place them on his shoulders. Whatever negative feelings or experiences you are having, punish him for it.

 

6. Never take responsibility.

Never apologize. Never ever admit that something you have done may have hurt him. Just live as though you don’t care about how much he’s hurting. Hurt him all you can and never say sorry.

 

7. Don’t support him.

Leave him alone and isolated. Never be there for him. He’s a man and should be able to handle whatever comes his way by himself. You don’t have time for a man who needs your help.


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